KPF's Hack Reviews - Metroid Construction

Metroid Fusion - Reborn by MetalMadness2006 [

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Jan 12, 2022 (

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No completion stats.

This one is OK but it seems like the same old thing to me.
Plus it's funny that I'm the ONLY one to rate this so far.

Temple of the Winds by Moehr and Albert V. [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Jan 18, 2022 (

)

45% in 3:15

This is a decent Hack. Very original layout. But I started getting bored with it after a while. Don't get me wrong it's a good hack. Just needs a little polish.

SM - Cryogenesis by Onnyks [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Jan 18, 2022 (

)

61% in 4:23

THIS HACK IS FUCKED!

Ice Metal Uninstall by Crys [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Jan 19, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

This is just another bullshit ass hack. Too many ways and areas to get trapped in. Do not sequence break in this game. In fact, don't even play it.

This is ANOTHER hack that makes me NOT want to play ANY hack at all.

Ancient Chozo by Albert V. [

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Jan 23, 2022 (

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No completion stats.

Love this hack. Very good and FUN. Especially love the that you can wall jump AND Bomb jump while in water. I also love the bomb boost ability. What else do you have?

Super Metroid Funfar 3 - Funfar with a Vengeance by Noxus [

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Jan 30, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

This hack is Frustratingly STUPID. Please DON'T make another one like THIS!!!

Opposition by mccad [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Jan 31, 2022 (

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No completion stats.

I've Changed my rating of this hack. It isn't impossible to play. Just REALLY difficult IF you go the WRONG WAY after you get a new power up. If you go to underwater giant side hopper land UNPREPARED, you will die VERY QUICKLY.

Super Metroid: Lab of Cerbewz by pedro123 [

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Jan 31, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Like I keep saying. Just the SAME OLD THING. Just harder and frustrating. NO

Super Metroid: Puddin by Cardweaver [

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Jan 31, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

NO

Sigma++ by Silver_Skree [

Incomplete], rated by KPF on Feb 02, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

No. Absolutely NOT. Whose STUPID FUCKING IDEA was it for you to be HURT and KILLED by your own BOMB!!!!

Super Metroid: Swifty! by EpicAndroid [

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Feb 05, 2022 (

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No completion stats.

"I LIKE IT". I like that the morph ball Already goes FAST so that I don't HAVE to mock ball. I like that when you initiate a Shine Spark the charge STAYS with you even when you get hit. Doing a short charge is, also, VERY easy to accomplish. As for the (so-called) VETERANS that DON'T like this I have this to say. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T PLAY IT! Not everyone's good as you MAY be.

Another ZM by XY riny [ MZM

Exploration], rated by KPF on Feb 12, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

NO

AMNR - Nes Mission by The Brothers Crafters [ MZM

Exploration], rated by KPF on Feb 12, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Kind of boring

Metroid: Operation Execution by Roebloz [ MZM

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Feb 15, 2022 (

)

45% in 0:00

The level Design is pretty nice. What I don't like is the number and placement of the creatures.

Super Metroid: Recovery by MetroidNerd#9001 [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Feb 24, 2022 (

)

85% in 0:00

85%, I think. I haven't beat it yet. I'm still looking for items.

Ok. This hack reestablished my FAITH in Super Metroid Hacks. (Well, Some of them anyway)
This hack was a challenge but not a {"FUK THIS SHIT!!!"}, throw your controller on the floor hack.
There was quite a bit of back and forth. But that's why it's called Super Metroid. In other words, Super (Back and Forth) Troid. HA-HA-HA. Good job MetroidNerd#9001! Let's See MORE!

Super Metroid: MINI by Mr. Hiryu [

Unknown], rated by KPF on Feb 25, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

This 2.2 version is FUCKING BULLSHIT. The door to Morph Bombs is locked with NO WAY to open it. And on the thread page, when you try to access it, you get (404 - page not found).
I WONDER WHY.
Wait.
No I don't.
This hack just sucks is all.

You really DON"T need to make any more hack because YOUR hacks are NOT FUN TO PLAY AT ALL!!!!!!

Super Metroid: Y-Faster 2 Fast by Metaquarius [

Speedrun/Race], rated by KPF on Feb 27, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Y-Shitty. 2-FUK THIS HACK.
HELL FUK NO!!!

Metroid Crawl by moletotem [

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Mar 04, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

It's ok. But after a while, I dislike that I don't have the Morph ball. You can't open yellow doors with it.

Super Metroid: YPR by YP [

Unknown], rated by KPF on Mar 26, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

this hack deserves no orb at all. it is complete utter BULLSHIT.
who the fuck puts water is Kraids room, and for what. you obviously DON'T want anyone to play or even beat this hack. shit like this is NOT FUN

Super Metroid: Z-Factor by Metaquarius [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Mar 27, 2022 (

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No completion stats.

Fuck all that shit. Too much heat run without enough energy. Just another bullshit TROLLING ASS hack. DON'T PLAY THIS SHIT if you value your keyboard or controller.

Harvest by Oi27 [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Apr 01, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

I hope this is a new version.
I will try it one more time.

SM HotSurface by Benox50 [

Unknown], rated by KPF on Apr 02, 2022 (

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No completion stats.

It Froze up on me. Needs LOTS of re-work done. I was starting to like this one.

Super Ethical Metroid by dewhi100 [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Apr 03, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Super Metroid Revolution EX by RealRed [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Apr 14, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

NO

Super Zero Mission by SBniconico [

Exploration], rated by KPF on May 03, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Fuck this hack. It Sucks after Kraid.

Super Metroid Fugue on Globe by JaceTheBodySculptor [

Speedrun/Race], rated by KPF on May 04, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

NO!

Super Metroid Redirect by j2001m [

Exploration], rated by KPF on May 07, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

THIS IS A STUPID ASS FUCKED UP DICK SUCKING HACK. WHY DID YOU MAKE IT SO THAT YOU CAN'T GET OF OF NORFAIR. FUCK THIS HACK. DON'T MAKE THIS SHIT AGAIN. THIS IS THE TYPE OF HACK THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SMASH MY CONTROLLER ON THE FLOOR

420 spike landing site cre edit insta death barf kraid grapple clip hack by H A M [

Spoof], rated by KPF on May 14, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

That's it?
Boring.
I was expecting more.

Leo's Tasty Seed In Your Mouth by Leodox [

Exploration], rated by KPF on May 27, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

What the fuck is this SHIT doing HERE!

Platinum Hexidecimal by seastorm [

Unknown], rated by KPF on Jun 01, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

NO

Super Metroid: Aquamarine by NORTHa [

Unknown], rated by KPF on Jun 04, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Fuck NO!

Hyper Metroid by RealRed [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Jun 16, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

YEP YEP YEP!

Junkoid by P. Yoshi, Mindflower [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Jun 19, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Wow. Just Wow. I like this one.

Metroid Laboratory Mission by Arthsoldier [ MZM

Exploration], rated by KPF on Jul 01, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Both versions of this hack are bullshit. This is NOT a fun hack to play. Ovoid this hack at ALL COST!

Cliffhanger Redux by Digital_Mantra [

Challenge], rated by KPF on Jul 01, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

NO

Precision by Bolognab [

Unknown], rated by KPF on Jul 01, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

FUCK NO! FUCK THAT SHIT! WHY DO YOU FUCKERS MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS. THIS IS NOT FUN. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET THAT SMALL ASS JUMP HOLE. DON'T MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS AGAIN. YOU MAKE ME NOT WANT TO PLAY SUPER METROID EVER AGAIN. I ALMOST BROKE MY KEYBOAD BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT ASS HACK. FUCK ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Metroid - Revamp by The Brothers Crafters [ MZM

Exploration], rated by KPF on Jul 29, 2022 (

)

79% in 0:00

This is so cool dude. I really like how you did this. This makes SM Fun to play and rediscover.
[WHAT ESLE YOU GUYS GOT]. Can't wait to see.

Retroid GBA Edition by powerwindows/buns [ MZM

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Jul 31, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

I take all that I said back. THIS HACK SUCKS!!!!!!.
DO NOT PLAY THIS HACK.
TOO MUCH BULLSHIT!
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANOTHER ONE LIKE THIS!
When is someone going to make a Metroid hack that it actually FUN to play and not FRUSTRATING!!!

Super Metroid Alliance by Mentlegen, Tundain, Dewhi100 [

Quick Play], rated by KPF on Aug 11, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Very nice Hack indeed. Finally, something new and interesting. I really like this one. I like fact that items are not hard to find. Just interesting to acquire. Could you make any coming versions longer?

Metroid: Lost Chozo by jasinchen [ MZM

Exploration], rated by KPF on Aug 12, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

I've started playing this hack again while taking my time doing it. It is enjoyable and a head ache at the same time.
This is way I just can't give it more than three orbs.

Super Duper Metroid by Metaquarius, Daltone [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Aug 26, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Very good work Metaquarius Daltone.
Fun and challenging without the (throw the controller on the floor) Frustration.
I would like to see MORE of YOUR work.
And the Game Engine you used is PERFECT.

Super Metroid: Subversion by TestRunner and AmoebaOfDoom [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Sep 02, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

This is ok.

Super Metroid Clocktoberfest by Aran;Jaeger, moehr [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Sep 20, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

NO

Airy by Cyclamen32 [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Sep 22, 2022 (

)

85% in 0:00

A bit harder than most hacks because of finding where to go next.
Challenging enemies: especially as you get further in.
A few dead ends and one-way paths.
Some of the More Powerful Items are hidden in plain site.
Rewardingly, mind boggling WITHOUT the frustration of OTHER similar hack.

Eternal BS by dagit [

Speedrun/Race], rated by KPF on Sep 25, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Very Nice.
Thanks for making this.
It makes Redesign Axel Edition and other hacks much easier to play, and for FUN as well.
Good job man.

Super Metroid: Escape by Mr. Hiroishi [

Unknown], rated by KPF on Oct 14, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

I've Restarted this hack and have found a lot more than I did the last time a played it.
This is a good hack to play. Only thing is; it's easy to forget where you have to go once you find an upgrade item. Still fun to play though. Not as frustrating most hacks out there. Good job on this one Mr. Hiroishi. You got any more?

Super Metroid HOTA by Hotarubi [

Challenge], rated by KPF on Oct 15, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

FUCK NO

Metroid: Odyssey of Aran Demo by Caldw3ll [ MZM

Incomplete], rated by KPF on Oct 24, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

This hack sucks. Can't find morph ball.

Super metroid familiar by Tundain [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Nov 08, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

I take back what I said.
This is a BULLSHIT ASS hack.

Super Metroid: Colors by After K [

Unknown], rated by KPF on Nov 12, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

FUCK NO.

Metroid Depression by Silver Wing [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Nov 15, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Why did you even make this hack?

Metroid: Falling by TN [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Nov 27, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

No. Absolutely NOT.

Samus Aran, Pacifist! by moehr [

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Dec 04, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

Boring.

Angry Remnants by DSO [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Dec 14, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

NO.

Metroid Another Legend by DuoLa Ayu [ MZM

Exploration], rated by KPF on Dec 25, 2022 (

)

10% in 0:00

If it were possible to give 0 orbs, then I would because this hack is NOT a good hack.
This is a very bad half hack.
I spent over an hour trying to find a way into Kraid's room and couldn't find it.
This makes the game UN-FUN for me.

Metroid: Expedition Z by DarkSamus [

Unknown], rated by KPF on Dec 30, 2022 (

)

No completion stats.

FUCK NO.

Rainbow City by squishy_ichigo [

Incomplete], rated by KPF on Feb 21, 2023 (

)

No completion stats.

Don't listen to the people downing your hack. You did great making it. I like that you put together 2 of my favorite games. If you get to opportunity, please finish this.

Metroid: Desolation by jasinchen [ MZM

Exploration], rated by KPF on Mar 29, 2023 (

)

No completion stats.

I've changed my opinion on this one, AGAIN.
I don't really like this particular hack because it gets harder to find the next upgrade. And when you do it's a headache attempting to acquire it.
For instance, you are required to fight an EARLY Ridley to get power bombs. And by the time you get to him you don't, really , have enough ammo to defeat him.
This hack could be a whole lot better.
I just don't know how.
Either this or, maybe, I'M just not that good at THIS one.

Metroid Fusion Master Quest V2 by Gameringly [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Apr 02, 2023 (

)

1% in 0:00

This is another bad half hack.

Metroid Fusion - Phoenix Dance by Meilove [

Exploration], rated by KPF on May 10, 2023 (

)

No completion stats.

WHY!?!?

GR2 Halfhack2 by GR2 [

Unknown], rated by KPF on Jun 01, 2023 (

)

No completion stats.

The main reason I didn't like this hack is because I had a hard time getting Morph Ball.
(Also: Thank you Zincoshine)

Super Metroid Nature by Jefe962 [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Jul 02, 2023 (

)

No completion stats.

OK. After watch a certain video i'm like (DUH, I KNEW THAT).
So I will try this again.
More new later. ("film at 11")

Metroid 2000 2000 by Ing-ing [

Unknown], rated by KPF on Aug 09, 2023 (

)

No completion stats.

You should rename this hack Metroid DON'T-DON'T.

Super Junkoid by P. Yoshi [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Aug 28, 2023 (

)

85% in 0:00

This is excellent.
Now I just have to find the remaining Boss.

Another Super Metroid by Banana Oyaji [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Sep 16, 2023 (

)

No completion stats.

New name for this hack.
Another STUPID Metroid.

Eris by Digital_Mantra [

Exploration], rated by KPF on Sep 25, 2023 (

)

No completion stats.

I don't enjoy hacks with on mini map included.

Project Base 0.8.1 by begrimed [

Improvement], rated by KPF on Nov 26, 2023 (

)

No completion stats.

There are 3 door that freeze the game after going through them.

Super Minitroid by Noxus [

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Jan 25, 2024 (

)

No completion stats.

Another BAD idea.

Volta by FirePhoenix [

Incomplete], rated by KPF on Feb 23, 2024 (

)

No completion stats.

This looks like it would be fun to play.
When are you going to finish it?

Open Doors by idle [

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on May 03, 2024 (

)

No completion stats.

This was NOT a good idea.

Metroid: Return to Zebes by alexman25 [ MZM

Exploration], rated by KPF on Jul 28, 2024 (

)

8% in 0:00

I just started playing this new version and all I've to say about it is THIS.
Like a certain Castle Vania Symphony if the Night hack told me:

Levels too confusing?
Monsters too many?
Bosses too hard?

Then LEARN HOW TO GET GUD.

Enough said.

Super Metroid: Eleven by Metaquarius [

Quick Play], rated by KPF on Sep 05, 2024 (

)

No completion stats.

no

Super Metroid Funfar 2 - Funfarrer by Noxus [

Vanilla+], rated by KPF on Nov 16, 2024 (

)

No completion stats.

Other players, I see, DON'T like this hack. I do. It's the same yet different at the same time. For me anyway. I like the challenging difference of paths and routings. It's like fusing "WHAT THE FUCK" and "oh, yeah" into "WHAT THE FUCK YEAH". Don't take this next statement personally or offensively, but for the rest of you 1 and 2 "orbers", as Shyguy express would say, "LEARN TO GET GOOD". Then, MAYBE, you would ENJOY this hack. Just because it's a half-hack doesn't make a BAD one.
And for those of you who DON'T agree with me, I DON'T CARE!

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