Welcome back, Metconstians! This year doesn't quite have the impressive lineup as ones before either, but what matters is that the hacks won the categories they did because the proud voters this year believed they deserved it. For those not already in the know, our contenders this year can be found listed in this topic. Feel free to click any of the hyperlinks at the top to get started reading about this year's winners, and enjoy!

- Zhs2