Specially for April Fool's Day, Roebloz brings two worlds you wouldn't have ever expected to cross paths with each other: Metroid Zero Mission and Desert Bus. The latter was a part of the ill-fated joke minigame collection by famous magicians Penn and Teller titled "Penn and Teller: Smoke and Mirrors" for the Sega Genesis, which involved driving a bus from Tucson, Nevada to Las Vegas in real-time, which ends up taking a little over 8 hours to get a single point, all while requiring constant player input. And now, Space Ele attempts to recreate that experience in a whole other engine, but with the same philosophy.

In this first ever Verisimulahack (ROM hacks STUPEFYINGLY like reality!), your job will be simple: Help Samus ride the new 108 Space Elevators connecting the BSL Station and the Ceres Space Colony to move all 9 Chozo Artifacts from the former to the latter, and then get to the Escape Vessel to go back to the Galactic Federation HQ. This will take you about 27.6 hours, which is how much time taking 108 elevators over 25 floors 10 times would take. Be careful though, as dangerous vegetation has been growing, and failing to weed it out could be fatal! Plus, any mistakes you commit are permanent.


After all, does your life have a save feature?