Croakomire's Ratings and Reviews
Project Base 0.7.3 by begrimed [SM Improvement], rated by Croakomire on Jun 12, 2016 (Star Star Star Star Star )
54% in 1:08
This hack is extremely well put together with the great mix of fast paced, fun, organized, and just the right amount of challenge. I love the physics changes, especially the back flip and keeping your momentum. keep up the great work. oh, and I can't forget, I love the color choices.
Good Fun Times by BFrobber [SM Challenge], rated by Croakomire on Feb 27, 2018 (Star Star Star Star Star )
7% in 4:33
This hack does an amazing job at being challenging but not that bad at the same time. It also does an extremely great job at being short, fun, and speedrun-able. While most people will probably say something along the lines of "AHHH MY RETINAS ARE BURNING! HELP!" I'll be saying "these colors are enlightening me to the 9th dimension." ~ Good © Fun ® Times™ ~ is truly a masterpiece of a short hack, I'd highly recommend it to anyone looking for a fast challenge. I think it's safe to say that BFrobber is a very good maker of short hacks, I can only foresee good content coming from him in the future. By the way, suitless underwater for life, but not enough Oums©

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Super Metroid: Hermit Kingdom by Kojakt [SM Unknown], rated by Croakomire on Nov 24, 2017 (Star Star Star Star Star )
88% in 3:10
For a halfhack this is quite well done, for a first hack this is quite well done, throw those two factors together and you get a very well done creation, although, that doesn't keep it safe from critiquing. This hack does a great job of throwing some random but fun things at the player, the most noticeable being the bosses and mini-bosses, crocomire for example throws a massive curve ball at the player, The save stations are also very unexpected. The design choice is nice in a lot of late/mid game rooms, but the beginning just seems like either nothing was changed or a cluttered mess. Next up, I think the amount of trolling performed on the player is executed close to masterfully, The amount of speedboost blocks might get a little excessive, but it's a great build up for when you finally get speedbooster, you feel like you can go anywhere. Not to mention that if you mess certain tricks up, there is some backtracking, but they're done at just the right lengths that won't make a player go insane if they choose to try. Lastly, the skills needed to beat this do exactly what the description says, you don't need any fancy tricks to beat it, but if you want to be a completionist, the tricks make it just that much harder to go fast. But that also comes with a price, even regular players might find it hard to go fast, there's a little too much searching for items just to have them be useless minors, not too much to make the hack un-enjoyable, but still. All in all for the factors this hack was created with, it's a decent halfhack that does a wonderful job showing the progression of a hacker, with a few glitches and flaws here and there, I'd highly recommend it.
So Little Items by MetroidMst [SM Exploration], rated by Croakomire on Aug 07, 2017 (Star Star Star Star Star )
58% in 0:16
Of all the So Little hacks, I think SLI is a great balance between being fast, well polished, playable, and not too annoying for it's own good. (looking at you SLG, Monstool Mash) the custom music makes the hack even better, especially the tetris theme. The only thing making my rating stay at a 4 is that the grapple sections are all skip-able with bombs. Finally, I have to agree with Mst, "you can't have a good game without lag."